Doyle Redland of the Onion Radio News (the fake, sarcastic "news" agency) files a shocking report:
Calling the theological giant’s stranglehold on the religious industry “blatantly anticompetitive” a U.S. district judge has ruled that God is in violation of antimonopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities. . .[Said the judge,] “He has carved out for Himself an illegal monotheopoly.” Leading theologians are applauding the God break-up, saying that it will usher in a new era of greater worshipping options, increased efficiency, and more personalized service.
James: I had a good laugh with this one.
I found this story through the TricycleBlog: The Buddhist Review
Link to the full radio spot HERE. I found it funnier listening to the spot then reading it.
-Peace to all beings-
Friday, May 05, 2006
Posted by They call him James Ure at 1:11 PM